August 2012
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collegehumor:
Tie a Bowtie with Bill Nye
Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
July 2012
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wove:
IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD
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Actual tips from Women's Health article
The ABC’s of Sizzling Sex
F is for Fantasizing - “To plant the idea of fantasizing in his mind, tell your guy you had a wild dream about him, then play coy. Make him pry it out of you.” Yes. Because men won’t come up with the idea of fantasizing without your help.
G is for Games - “Most sex games are cheesy and silly… Try Bumps and Grinds, the classic...
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kisslaughanddream:
frickers:
i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.
DIE YOU DEVIL NOISE-PRODUCING HUMAN ITEM! DIE!
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When you start talking to a long lost ex again and he apologizes for things ending so badly, but you don’t remember things ending that badly, I’m pretty sure it’s not ok to ask what happened… right?
He keeps dropping hints about a fight I completely don’t remember.
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Highlights of my vacation with my family:
My dad fell and broke his hip. He had to have a partial hip replacement, but he’s doing ok now.
I’ve had a sore throat for almost two weeks, which has gotten much worse in the past week.
I’ve been running a fever since Friday.
My sister decided it was a good idea to lie on the beach for 5 hours with no sunscreen and now has a...
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cosmo tip #304
expertcosmotips:
does he like breaking bad? start smoking meth
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cosmo tip #303
expertcosmotips:
get your nudes taken at a walmart photography studio
#he will be impressed with how professional your vagina looks
Yes.
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