May 2012
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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When someone uses too many \"abbreves\"
whatshouldwecallme: Gaby…
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Magic Essay Typer →
This is way too much fun
Apr 26th
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Things not to do after gunshots are fired in the...
Call shotgun in front of a group of police officers and security guards.  My bad…
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Yeah, that's right. I'm a badass. A badass who...
pinterestyouaredrunk: Source: fredflare.com via Emily on Pinterest Kelley, you need this. 
Apr 24th
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yourehilarious replied to your link: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole I kinda wanna do this as an audition monologue. I’m pretty sure they’d have no choice but to cast you if you did. No one wants to look like a Comic Sans sympathizer. 
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole →
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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paperfork: harry potter and the crazy ass rock harry potter and the hogwarts basement harry potter and the guy who went to jail harry potter and the big ass fire cup harry potter and the secret club no one can know about harry potter and the vandalized textbook harry potter and the triangle circle stick Hold up guys, this is a Harry Potter joke. That I understand. And am at least a...
Apr 22nd
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My Current First World Problems:
I had to walk all the way from my house to the theatre to do a favor for someone, but then they stood me up. I was supposed to meet them at 10, but then they rescheduled for 10:30. At 10:40 they still weren’t there so I texted them and they rescheduled for 11:00. Then ten minutes later they rescheduled for 5:00. Then 4:30. Rude.   My new combination of medication makes food taste...
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Cute summer dresses are not made for chicks with boobs. 
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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It’s been a long day. I think I’ll celebrate making it through the day by turning on my Christmas lights, eating chips and salsa, and watching Archer. I might even make some tea later.  #NOREGRETS2012!
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Update on my struggle with policies:
I got an email back from my professor. She won’t give me any credit for the paper, but she is willing to look over it and give me feedback (also known as “grading”). If, by the end of the semester, I am “borderline” between two grades, she will take into consideration that I did complete the assignment. Her reason for not grading it now is that it wouldn’t be...
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Policies and I do not get along. Attendance, late work, that kinda stuff. If I do all the work, turn it in within 24 hours, and know what I’m talking about the rest of that shouldn’t matter. It was actually a decent paper, but since I emailed it in a few hours late I’m not getting anything for it. Sorry I’m not sorry I had a show last week.  Yes, I know this is...
Apr 17th
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Sometimes I write things and they make sense, other times they don’t.  Tonight was one of those times. 
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
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Things I should do today: Get out of bed.  Do homework.  Eat something.  Communicate with the outside world.  Things I will do today:  
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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