silentfrost:

"Wenn der Tag so beginnt…" by HolgerEggers

silentfrost:

"Wenn der Tag so beginnt…" by HolgerEggers

(via treeporn)

I think my dad wants me to lose my job…

Here’s some things you can ask your customers:

Q: What is the difference between a Rockies pitcher and a professional bowler?
A: The bowler knows how to throw a strike.

Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps? 
A: They had pictures of Rockies players on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What does a Rockies’ fan do when his team has won the World Series? 
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

I Can’t Stop Drinking About You - Bebe Rexha

This song has been stuck in my head for dayssss

cuteautumn:

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

cuteautumn:

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

The New Testament

collegehumor:

God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What?

God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.

Jews: We don’t follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys….

salemsinger7

cuteautumn:

missfairyblossom:

Warm autumn by Fra-Emer

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

cuteautumn:

missfairyblossom:

Warm autumn by Fra-Emer

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

cuteautumn:

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

cuteautumn:

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

(Source: lateautumnnights)