teenageshitbeak:

Let’s play a game called “Do I Lack Motivation in Every Aspect of My Life Because of My Depression or Am I Just Lazy and Scared of Everything”

(via frostbitefingers)

cuddlesandcake:

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

zebrasdodance OMFG the full version is even better

(Source: videohall, via northwestadventures)

hermit-crab-san:

my selfie with the prez!


We all wish we’re as badass as Sophie

hermit-crab-san:

my selfie with the prez!

We all wish we’re as badass as Sophie

conflictingheart:

the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

Hey! I went there! I saw those things!

(via thetwotrees)

Things I need to do today:

  1. Grocery shopping
  2. Laundry
  3. Find a therapist in Boulder that won’t fire me after 2 months
  4. Apartment hunting

Things I most likely will do today:

  1. Give up on grocery shopping and get Panda Express
  2. See how stoned I can get while I wait for my laundry to finish
  3. Consider the one therapist I emailed last night good enough
  4. Shhhh apartment hunting can happen tomorrow. It’s not like they’re going anywhere. 
Isn’t she just adorable?

Isn’t she just adorable?

(Source: lilibartus)

fixingships Asked:
Or maybe, if you're trying to adopt an orphaned squirrel you ARE a squirrel!!

Well that’s obviously the only logical conclusion

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via i-really-like-bunnies)

factsandchicks:

Squirrels behave kindly and adopt orphans if they notice that a relative does not come back to them.
source

Well, there goes my plan to adopt a seemingly orphaned squirrel…

factsandchicks:

Squirrels behave kindly and adopt orphans if they notice that a relative does not come back to them.

source

Well, there goes my plan to adopt a seemingly orphaned squirrel…

"When I look at my failures, perhaps the deepest is the inability of my 2 children to appreciate and enjoy each other."

Not such an uplifting and funny email from my dad this week… Guess he overheard me talking to my mom about how I don’t see the point in continuing to be nice to my sister and trying to save our relationship when she hasn’t done anything that wasn’t purely selfish since she was 12, and my mom couldn’t think of an example to contradict me.