"Wenn der Tag so beginnt…" by HolgerEggers
Things you should know about me:- My name is Andrea. - I like bunnies, dinosaurs, and Ke$ha. - I do theatre-y things with my life.
Here’s some things you can ask your customers:
Q: What is the difference between a Rockies pitcher and a professional bowler?
A: The bowler knows how to throw a strike.
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rockies players on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What does a Rockies’ fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
I Can’t Stop Drinking About You - Bebe Rexha
This song has been stuck in my head for dayssss
God: Hey Jews.
God: So listen, guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here, guys….